VH1 Reality Takeover

In the land of VH1 every celeb has a reality show. For the most part the shows make them look like complete idiots. I must admit I watched "I Love New York" faithfully. I absolutely loved her, she was pure entertainment. But this seasons wave of shows are -_-

1. Chili your not gonna find your husband.
1a. YOU GOT TO MANY DAMN RULES
1b. Your looking for him on a reality show
1c. They say you typically wanna marry your best friend, well if you go out looking for a husband to settle down within 6 months your completely missing out on building the foundation of best friends

2. The Brandy & Ray J show is pure comedy.
2a. Brandy fire lei ling who arches your eyebrows up to your hairline
2b. Ray J's confidence that he's DIDDY stands out but at the same time is annoying as hell.
2c. MOTHER, Ray J is a grown ass man stop babying him and start noticing that your relationship with Brandy is in shambles
2d. Brandy your next album better be bomb for all this promotion and anticipation your getting (or did it already come out? Womp)

3. Basketball Wives might be my guilty pleasure
3a. Honestly I hate watching reality shows were we follow around 3-5 rich white girls (Khardashins, Hills, Real Housewives of Blah Blah Blah)but this one caught my eye (maybe cause their minorities?)
3b. I Probably watch less than 30 min of basketball a year, so I don't even know who the fuck any of these people are.
3c. The black one married to Eric is a dumbass. She said when she got married she knew he wasn't 100% faithfull x_O WHY WOULD YOU MARRY HIM? No seriously why??
3d. But for some reason I'm still watching so kudos to shaqs on and off wife